Reviews

I had five girls in a SOG setup, I didn’t train them becuase Iwas afraid to shock them, but the were strong and when I defoliated them heavily but they didn’t even flinch. They really sold me on autoflowers and the buds were as good as they make them. And they only took 10 weeks from seeds. Usually I takess me as much tojust flower. I think all grow autos for a while starting with the rest of the seeds from the pack.

I smoke this stuff when my muscles get sore after a work-out, the effect is immediate: I feel like my body has melted but there’s no fatigue, and I can still go about my day feeling all buzzed and happy

it’s like an anxiety pill, one-two puffs and you forget all nagging thoughts and become perfectly happy and focused for a few hours. my favorite daytime sativa!!

I actually grew her indoors but the temps were low too throughout, especially at night. And not one issue either with mold or bud rot or powdery mildew. I think i’m gonna try Bruce Banner outdoors next season

very beautiful purple buds with bright orange hairs, crazy bag appeal, a strong smell of berries endured throughout the long cure. the buds looked super dense in late flower. the effect is super giggly, increases appetite, makes food taste better, also perfect to smoke with friends

dense nugs, absolutely easy to grow, I had three plants, all like clones

It’s the second time I get this pheno: very tall, with a great number of branches and buds that are huge on top but kinda airy. I only gave them a rough trim because there were too many sugar leaves and I decided to make concentrates from this whole harvest. The rosin was superb: with notes of pine but overall fruity and sweet and with a pure sativa like high. strangely heavy on the eyes though =)

every time I crack the jar, the smell hits me with something like citrus and gas. the vapor is incredibly smooth and earthy. the high is very upbeat at first, but after a while my eyelids get really heavy, perfect for the end of the day. no issues growing, got 110 grams from two gals

the buds look stunning, bright green with streaks of purple and a thick coat of frost, the smell and taste were mostly gassy, but by the end of a very long cure they became sweet. the high is a great tingly sensation in the body, powerfully relaxing but not sleepy, my favourite evening smoke.

She was an absolutely symmetrical plant, with a huge central cola and countless satelite side branches. Those were short but with a golf-sized nug on top of each. I loved the super strong pungent taste with flowery notes and very sweet on the exhale. The effect was nice. It can easily be either daytime or nighttime smoke, no drowsiness, only euphoria and body relaxation.

I thought she was a goner, there was not one leaf on her that wasn’t dying (all because of me) but she bounced back. A very gassy pheno with strawberry background, like a Strawberry Diesel. Probably my favorite flavor yet.

With all the LST and topping she took 65 days of flowering and 14 weeks in total. No complaints though because I got almost 18 ounces of compact, dense buds. She smells like cheese and cream and motivates me to do stuff or go out. Free up a day or two for trimming because the number of branches and sugar leaves is insane!

the best social smoke there is! all my friends loved it, the bag appeal is to die for, the buds might be a little airier than I like, but maybe it was my outdoor growing

I botched this grow so I don’t know what shed be like under better conditions. by harvest she looked better than others, the smell is enticing and there are lots of trichomes so im looking forward to a good smoke

Great strain, potent buds, medium smell

Boy am I glad I chose Gorilla Glue! Rock hard sticky dank goodness. The buds are not even in curing jars yet, but the high is already stronger than most of my buddies can handle))

Outstanding nugs/golfballs. Fastest plant ive grown so far (8Lpot)

I didn’t even imagine an auto can be THAT sticky. I was smoking finger hash for a week after trimming. the scissors still smell of strawberries lol. will grow her again. and again

she was a feisty little lady. very resistant to cold weather, turned purple in the weeks leading to harvest. she yielded just a little over 5 oz wet, probably 1 oz dry. even before a proper cure the high is strong, a rush in the head at first, then mellows out

probably not the best choice for outdoors, not if there’s too much rain anyway, I had to cut off a couple of nuggets that went all mushy inside. the rest were fire, some purple hues on the leaves, very strong smoke for any time of day depending on how many tokes you make

She was one of four plants in my grow tent and overwhelming the rest.A wide thick solid mass of flowers. I don’t even know how many tops. I harvested 150+ grams and didn’t even include the larf in the final count, probably another 30-40g. The smoke is sweet and creamy and makes me very creative

I grew one Wedding Cheesecake Auto in a 2’x2’ grow tent, under a 150W LED, in five gallons of dirt. She yielded more than gram per watt, much more if you count the popcorn buds. My best yield in this setup ever, better even than from a photoperiod Widow. Will definitely grow again!

Easy grow and she wants to live calmag poisoned her and two others I was on to it quick she is super sticky starting week 9 time of photo

10 weeks, just over an ounce dry, very smooth smoke that smells like grapes

it isn’t a daytime type of smoke for me, but very up, without any drowsiness, perfect to watch movies. the head rush is immediate, then comes the numbness all over your body, a superb late night smoke

lots of nice round golf-sized tight buds with an incredible amount of resin. rolled a ball of finger hash and tried some. there was a moment of paranoia, maybe due to a lack of curing idk, but for the most part, the high was euphoric and active, just the way i like

doing extraction runs right now, there’s so much resin, and the concentrate smells insane, like orange juice

berries and diesel fuel - delicious!!!

I got way over a pound in my 4x4 tent, the color and the smell are beautiful, tested one nugget before the cure and it was fire!!!!

I bought a pack of 10 but only germinated half. Smart move! The plants were so big, I got 3+ ounces per plant, more than I counted on and more than I’d ever grown. I’ve got 5 more beans, so I’m covered for the next outdoor season.

I wish I used a bigger pot and gave her more light hours, something like 20/4. She wasn’t very big but vigorous, not one deficiency throughout the grow, the strongest smell of strwaberiies you can imagine. Smoke only with the closest friends because you’ll giggle like an idiot at anything that’s even remotely funny.

soaks in all the light you can throw at her and grows more branches than you can count. couldn’t finish trimming her in one day. my backs aching. 1.5 pounds wet and counting……

The buds were not the densest, but what they lacked in density, they made up for with the abundance of “frost”. Also, the calyxes were fat and beautiful to look at. A mouth-watering smell of berries and a sweet taste. Very mellow, body-numbing high, no couch-lock, like walking on clouds.

idk how mature bud smoke but after 7 weeks from seed the high is clear-headed and energetic, strong too

the description was spot on: an amazing smoke to hang out with friends, have a fewlaughs, just chill, the grow was smooth sailing throughout, a nice harvest of just under one zip after 8 weeks from seed. next time I’ll use bigger pot and see how she performs.

The best BIG welldone goes to 2fast4buds Exectly as explained

the buds were superdense but required a lot of trimming, probably due to sativa influence. now she’s hanging to dry, but ive smoked several small nugs already. you can do anything on this one and can deal with anyone. very uplifting high, no couchlock, no anxiety, great mood. can’t wait to smoke her after she cured!

the flowers started bleeding purple in mid flower and everything buds leaves and all were almost black by harvest, i loved it and all my friends were curious. the high doesn’t disappoint, very strong, 20+ percent THC easy

my favorite strain for taste . more sour than sweet, smells like fresh oranges. buds were a bit spongy but huge

8 weeks, 80+ grams, was the most compact, but the highest-yielding out of three plants in the garden, the deepest purple color, grape-soda taste, amazing!

she’ll have a spot in my garden forever, good yields, amazingly dense and chunky buds, the high is everybodys favourite

Ive grown a a few 420 seeds. Bruce is very impressive. Plant 1 photo 5 weeks and 2 at 12 weeks. This girl is a beast. Was over 2 mtrs high and have had to lst the main cola. Photo 4 annother bruce at week 3 and week 5 for a forbidden runtz that struggled to life after being ripped from the pot at 2 weeks by birds.

10/10 crazy terps, grapefruit and fuel, buds rock-hard after cure, caked in frost

I never thought Id get 120 grams from one plant in my first run. It was amazing, very long branches but short plant, even though I know I botched the training (being a first timer). flowers everywhere, very fat, only some popcorn buds down below. I should have pruned them I know. the smoke is strong and tbh kinda harsh because of all that resin, a creeper high, very lemony smell and taste, a mouth-watering treat!

i’m totally in love with this smoke, creamy and smooth, can’t get enough of it. buds smell awesome too - like fruity candy, very intense. no issues growing this strain whatsoever, very bushy, trimming was a bitch, but i used the trim for rosin. an allround winner

ran this girl in dwc, was a bit finicky, needed constant monitoring of pH but came out fine. the high was perfect for my nightly walk, chill, happy, with no anxiety or paranoia

This is the best strain for listening to music, you notice new tones in every sound, the colors become more vivid too. Also perfect for chilling with friends and palying video games.

This strain just wants nothing more than to destroy every form of odor control in existence. The terpenes, flavor and high are all 5 stars plus. It compares to the real deal OG and is probably closer to the Louis XIII and Skywalker OG than the SFV, Tahoe or Larry. It’s one of the Top 10 flowers I have ever smoked period. I’ve grown autoflowers from 3 other popular breeders and it’s no contest, FastBuds 420 is the King of Autos!

I’m halfway through my stash of 4.5 zips from 3 Gorilla Cookies and I can say the tolerance starts to build up. But I love the taste, It’s really like sweet pastry and getting better with cure

Thank you Fastbuds! I can’t believe you can grow stronger stuff from autos than you can find at a dispensary! So high right now! 10/10!